What staggers and dangles so loosely in the crotch? It is the strap that will penetrate your notch. Apparently, we can rhyme. Unfortunately, we had to think far too long about what rhymes with words like "giant strap-on" or "mega dildo". Since our budget for finding rhymes was cut, we decided to use a less lyrical form of expression. Why always express only in a fine manner?
Her slave was promised a fun day. Full of gimmicks and, we're not entirely unaffiliated with that, a lot of bad puns. What became of it in the end? Well basically what was promised. A lot of pain, humiliation and agony. Now that we're reading the text, we realize where the catch was.
Mistress Bella Lugosi always says, "Life is one long whip and it is served tasty with a smoldering cigarillo". Of course, we effectively put these words in her mouth for marketing reasons. But we're sure she would say it. Let's just stay thematically with cigarillos and torture tools. After all, our Bella Lugosi served us up this fantastic transition so magnificently. (wink)
It is always an honor for us to introduce you to new ladies. For one or the other, the ladies may not be that new, or completely unknown. However, our Mistress Bella Lugosi is not new and inexperienced. When it comes to professionalism and clout, she's in the top league!
